Falwell fell in a well,
from grace to grass he now dwells.
Surging the Jews to murderous hatred, he did,
judging those in Gaza gated.
Sacks of dollars he gathered
to collar those who lack but mattered.
That he reaped what he sowed
was that the Devil has no soul.
Satan bore him no presents
as that which he resents
was in his presence;
for all that hate to Hades you must go!
Perhaps bombs will fall or fail
but his call is the nail
in a well without tombs!